So today, after I went to the store..
Mom: Why did your dad get two heads of lettuce?
Me: *me repressing my laughter* Because two heads are better than one.
Mom: *Intensely glaring at me*
Dad: *Hysterically laughing from outside of the house*
I refuse to date guys with no sense of humor.
Or, as I like to say, my anaconda don’t want none unless you got puns, hun.
Just remember, even your worst days only have twenty-four hours